2 cool 4 school, 2 lame 4 fame
Lena | 14 | Germany

hi:

it’s so shitty when you finally realize someone who you cared so much about and wanted to be apart of your life so much doesn’t feel at all near the same way and could barely care at all about you

(via pizza)

Straight White Boy Problem #65

straightwhiteboyproblems:

does it have protein

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rlmjob:

she dead

human:

are any of you from germany or speak german that can help me real quick?

(via pizza)

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

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rapunzelie:

s/o to the girls who grew up with moms who took their own physical insecurities out on their daughters and made them feel ugly know that shit’s rough but ur a blossom sugarplum who deserves to be treated well

(via hheartshapedb0x)

totheinternetandbeyond:

when you think the gif is frozen and you stare at it for like 5 minutes and ur like oh thats just a picture

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prolusion:

why cant i be attractive like everyone on tumblr

(via lubricates)

fovelshucker:

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

(Source: actuallybadcop, via hi)

Anonymous asked: I now realize that when I was little I found this vibrating long stick thing in my moms closet and I asked her what it was and she said it was a back massager and now I look back and realized that I had actually found a vibrator

perks-of-being-chinese:

oh

breadonly:

I’m fucking dying right now

hotboysofficial:

when someone tickles ur neck

image

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starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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